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KURT METZGER: Kurt Metzger is one of the most talented writers and stand-up comedians today. A Philadelphia native, Kurt started in the local scene with friends and comedians Kevin Hart and Big Jay Oa... [more+]

KURT METZGER: Kurt Metzger is one of the most talented writers and stand-up comedians today. A Philadelphia native, Kurt started in the local scene with friends and comedians Kevin Hart and Big Jay Oakerson. Kurt moved on to New York, where he performs regularly at New York’s top comedy clubs, including Stand Up NY, Caroline’s on Broadway, Gotham Comedy Club, and the famed Comedy Cellar. A local favorite, he was accepted to Montreal’s prestigious Just For Laughs Festival, where he was a standout performer on their ‘New Faces’ show. Kurt has appeared on Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham," VH1’s "Best Week Ever," CBS’s "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," and Showtime’s "White Boyz in the Hood." He has also guest-starred in IFC’s "Z-Rock," as well as Comedy Central’s "Important Things with Demitri Martin." LUIS J. GOMEZ: Luis J. Gomez is a comedian, writer, and radio personality based out of New York City.​ He’s been featured on NBC’s "Last Comic Standing," Comedy Central’s "Roast Battle," TruTV’s "Comedy Knockout" and two seasons of NBC Seeso’s "What’s Your F@%king Deal?!" Luis currently hosts "The Countdown" on Sirius XM’s RUSH channel 93 alongside UFC Middleweight champion Michael Bisping and has made regular appearances on "Bennington, Jim Norton and Sam Roberts," Fox News’ "Red Eye," and "UFC Unfiltered." Recently, Luis performed at the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal and was named a “breakout performer” by "Time Out NY." [less-]

Silver Spring Stage transports audiences back to 1950's Washington, D.C., for Topher Payne's award-winning comedy/drama of two ideal "All-American" couples who are actually gay with a perfect arrangem... [more+]

Silver Spring Stage transports audiences back to 1950's Washington, D.C., for Topher Payne's award-winning comedy/drama of two ideal "All-American" couples who are actually gay with a perfect arrangement of each other's spouses. Inspired by the true story of the earliest stirrings of the American gay rights movement during the “Lavender Scare,” Bob and Norma work at the Department of State with the task of outing fellow employees which actually includes them. Madcap classic sitcom-style laughs give way to provocative drama as the two couples are forced to stare down the closet door. [less-]

Artistic Director Simon Godwin makes his directorial debut at the Shakespeare Theatre Company with a re-staging of his recent, acclaimed production of "Timon of Athens", featuring Olivier Award-winner... [more+]

Artistic Director Simon Godwin makes his directorial debut at the Shakespeare Theatre Company with a re-staging of his recent, acclaimed production of "Timon of Athens", featuring Olivier Award-winner Kathryn Hunter in an “astonishing performance” ("The Guardian"). Timon lives in a golden world of opulence and generosity, throwing wild parties attended by politicians, artists, and the celebrities of Athens. When she loses her wealth and her friends abandon her, Timon takes to the forest, exchanging her luxurious gowns for sackcloth and plotting revenge against the city she loves. Godwin’s daring take on this rarely produced play yields “a parable for our times… and perhaps a nifty touchstone for spiritual renewal” ("Daily Telegraph"). [less-]

"Crowns" is an inspiring musical about love, family, redemption and joy. When a Brooklyn teen goes to live with her grandmother in South Carolina after the death of her brother, she learns the beauty,... [more+]

"Crowns" is an inspiring musical about love, family, redemption and joy. When a Brooklyn teen goes to live with her grandmother in South Carolina after the death of her brother, she learns the beauty, ceremony and symbolism of hat-wearing from her resilient, southern sisters. Gospel music and African American storytelling traditions bring this humorous, heartwarming tale to life. The musical has played to acclaim in theaters around the country, including sold-out runs at Arena Stage. Creative Cauldron is located in the city of Falls Church, and is an award-winning professional theater and education space. Join us for a drink, a snack and an evening of incredible musical performance. [less-]

An unassuming couple’s home is suddenly filled with pornographic literature in a farcical misunderstanding.... [more+]

An unassuming couple’s home is suddenly filled with pornographic literature in a farcical misunderstanding. [less-]

Not only does H Street have rich, cultural history, but it's also blossomed into one of the most diverse culinary scenes of the Capitol. Grab a little mix of everything, from Italian to Middle Eastern... [more+]

Not only does H Street have rich, cultural history, but it's also blossomed into one of the most diverse culinary scenes of the Capitol. Grab a little mix of everything, from Italian to Middle Eastern and American, on this Washington, D.C. food tour. A local guide will give you the inside scoop on the cuisines, the Corridor's sites, the juicy gossip of H Street and beyond. The fun begins at Union Station's Main Lobby. [less-]

On the Politics & Pints Capitol Hill Tour, you'll explore the historic Capitol Hill neighborhood of Washington, D.C. Discover the birthplace of American government while seeing iconic landmarks and le... [more+]

On the Politics & Pints Capitol Hill Tour, you'll explore the historic Capitol Hill neighborhood of Washington, D.C. Discover the birthplace of American government while seeing iconic landmarks and learning fascinating history on this two-hour walking tour. Cap it all off by grabbing a drink in the city's oldest commercial district. [less-]

If there's one thing you'll immediately learn about the hardworking citizens of Washington, D.C., it's that they love a good happy hour! Urban Adventures helps you sip your way through the Capitol's v... [more+]

If there's one thing you'll immediately learn about the hardworking citizens of Washington, D.C., it's that they love a good happy hour! Urban Adventures helps you sip your way through the Capitol's vibing craft cocktail scene, where you'll sample sweet libations at hidden gems and even learn how to make your own drinks. Get a history lesson too on how prohibition shaped D.C., and discover the speakeasies that still thrive here today. [less-]

The town is sure to be talking about the latest from the Woolly Mammoth. In what some might call a tragically timely play, two dinner parties take place -- one is a gathering of mid-to-upper class lib... [more+]

The town is sure to be talking about the latest from the Woolly Mammoth. In what some might call a tragically timely play, two dinner parties take place -- one is a gathering of mid-to-upper class liberals who're struggling to come to terms with the surprising state of the union in 2017, while the other is Donald Trump's infamous meal with former FBI Director James Comey. Meanwhile, an adoptee from Kenya tries to figure out his place in this strange new world. [less-]

Jay “The Sport” Jackson dreams of being the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, but in the racially segregated world of boxing in 1905, the odds are stacked against him. When a crooked b... [more+]

Jay “The Sport” Jackson dreams of being the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, but in the racially segregated world of boxing in 1905, the odds are stacked against him. When a crooked boxing promoter hatches a plan for “the fight of the century,” “The Sport” might land a place in the ring with the reigning white heavyweight champion. Inspired by the real-life experiences of Jack Johnson, the first African-American heavyweight world champion, "The Royale" “captures both the beautiful frenzy of boxing and the (sadly still relevant) volatile state of race relations in America” ("The Telegraph"). [less-]

Experience the long-running, award-winning live comedy of Comedy Club DC at this special showcase in The DC Showroom at Friendship Cafe. The tavern's signature tasty food & drink will have you feeling... [more+]

Experience the long-running, award-winning live comedy of Comedy Club DC at this special showcase in The DC Showroom at Friendship Cafe. The tavern's signature tasty food & drink will have you feeling fresh and ready to kick back for the best laughs. "Comedy Club DC Live!" hosts nationally touring comedians and showcases the hottest local comedians. Talent from HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central are known to drop in on any given night. Bask in the cool atmosphere, enjoy friendly and attentive staff, and listen to famous comedy in a range of styles. It’s the perfect idea for a D.C. date night, meeting new people, or just a fun night on the town. [less-]

Much has been written about the men lost in the Civil Rights and Black Lives Matter movements. Unexplored, however, are the stories of the women whose lives are affected by these tragedies—the women... [more+]

Much has been written about the men lost in the Civil Rights and Black Lives Matter movements. Unexplored, however, are the stories of the women whose lives are affected by these tragedies—the women who wear the "Veils." [less-]

This angsty musical brilliantly fuses morality, sexuality and “the most gorgeous Broadway score this decade” ("Entertainment Weekly"), which means you’ll have a lot to discuss after the show. Go... [more+]

This angsty musical brilliantly fuses morality, sexuality and “the most gorgeous Broadway score this decade” ("Entertainment Weekly"), which means you’ll have a lot to discuss after the show. Good news: You can grab a bite or a drink at Round House Theatre’s own stylish and comfortable Fourth Wall Bar & Cafe, where they rotate their regional menu to feature thematic offerings that match the shows. [less-]

Imagine being the parents of a male infant whose genitals are damaged in a circumcision accident. You consult an expert in the nascent field of gender identity, and are advised to raise your son as a ... [more+]

Imagine being the parents of a male infant whose genitals are damaged in a circumcision accident. You consult an expert in the nascent field of gender identity, and are advised to raise your son as a girl. Heart-wrenching complications ensue. This real-life drama comes to the stage as "Boy", in the DC premiere of a play "Chicago On Stage" calls "a poignant and important love story for our era." [less-]

She’s worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda, writing the book for the game-changing "In the Heights", and with this — her latest work — Quiara Alegria Hudes reaches all-new heights. With one finger on ... [more+]

She’s worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda, writing the book for the game-changing "In the Heights", and with this — her latest work — Quiara Alegria Hudes reaches all-new heights. With one finger on the pulse and the rest penning theatrical masterworks, we’re lucky to have talent like hers in our world. [less-]

Don´t miss this "exquisite opportunity" to see Nilo Cruz direct his own work! Cruz’s latest play explores matters of the heart — love lost and the need to experience it once more. But to find it ... [more+]

Don´t miss this "exquisite opportunity" to see Nilo Cruz direct his own work! Cruz’s latest play explores matters of the heart — love lost and the need to experience it once more. But to find it again, the past must be addressed. Millie, an opera singer, embarks on a quest to find the recipient of her late husband’s heart. Like the operas she performs, Millie’s journey melds fantasy and fiction, drama and heightened emotion to unleash dark family secrets. Laced with humor and pain, memories of the past are revisited as the family looks to move on. “When I came across stories about heart transplant patients, I was intrigued,” states Cruz. “Does a recipient inherit traits of the donor? Does their taste and other senses change? How does a body react when a new element becomes a part of it? My curiosity inspired me to write this play with an opera singer at the center grappling with the loss of her love and their past. I have worked a lot with classical music, and am inspired by musicians, especially singers,” continues Cruz. On a conceptual level, the play raises questions around our acceptance or rejection of “foreign” elements into the body. Performed in Spanish with English surtitles. [less-]

Rorschach Theatre’s first musical follows Melvin Ferd the Third, who is dumped into a vat of radioactive toxic waste, only to reemerge as The Toxic Avenger, a superhero hell-bent on cleaning up Amer... [more+]

Rorschach Theatre’s first musical follows Melvin Ferd the Third, who is dumped into a vat of radioactive toxic waste, only to reemerge as The Toxic Avenger, a superhero hell-bent on cleaning up America. A seven-foot mutant freak with superhuman strength and a heart as big as Newark, he’s out to end global warming, woo the blind librarian in town, and save the world. Based on the cult classic Troma film, "The Toxic Avenger", and directed by Helen Hayes Award winner Tracy Lynn Olivera, this show takes Rorschach’s one-of-a-kind aesthetic and spins it in a whole new direction. Classic B-movie tropes of monsters-run-amok, star-crossed lovers and comically evil politicians collide with an 80’s Hair Band Rock aesthetic to tell a tale that’s both gruesome and glorious. With a set design by Pointless Theatre Company’s Patti Kalil and video design by 9:30 Club VJ and American University professor Kylos Brannon, audiences will be immersed in the sights and sounds of the most polluted town in New Jersey: “If the pollution doesn’t kill you, the aroma will.” [less-]

It’s hard to eclipse the lasting power of a Hitchcock thriller with a spoof, but the hysterical and lightning-paced "The 39 Steps" is well on its way to such hallowed ground. Don’t believe us? You... [more+]

It’s hard to eclipse the lasting power of a Hitchcock thriller with a spoof, but the hysterical and lightning-paced "The 39 Steps" is well on its way to such hallowed ground. Don’t believe us? You will after you see this Constellation Theatre Company production at Source. [less-]

A lighthearted antidote to the craziness of Washington, The Capitol Steps are a comedy institution (imagine a kinder, gentler "Veep" -- with songs!). And since they perform in the heart of D.C., you c... [more+]

A lighthearted antidote to the craziness of Washington, The Capitol Steps are a comedy institution (imagine a kinder, gentler "Veep" -- with songs!). And since they perform in the heart of D.C., you can go for a post-show stroll through the Mall and take in the sights while you relive your favorite jokes. [less-]

Seating is first-come, first-served! Drafthouse Comedy Presents: "Attack of the Comics", DC's longest running stand-up open mic. We showcase the real. Seasoned comics need to work things out. Young co... [more+]

Seating is first-come, first-served! Drafthouse Comedy Presents: "Attack of the Comics", DC's longest running stand-up open mic. We showcase the real. Seasoned comics need to work things out. Young comics need to work things out. Sometimes these comics collide on the same stage. Come to our new show, on Friday nights, and see the real work of comedy in action! "Attack or The Comics" -- join the rebellion, and do something different. [less-]